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| Your Icecream Flavour is...Chocolate! |
You are the all time favorite, chocolate! Turning white kids black since the 1800s. Staining carpets, car seats, and bed sheets for centuries. One thing is for sure, you will never go out of style. You can't go wrong with chocolate! | |
cateatfatdog Highway
| Bankruptcity |
3 |
| Mt. Happiness |
19 |
| Fame City |
54 |
| Dumpsville |
111 |
| Childbirth Hospital |
240 |
| Please Drive Carefully | | | | |
| cateatfatdog may explode without warning |
M EXPLOSIVE |
The University of Blogging
Presents to cateatfatdog
An Honorary Bachelor of Cutting
Majoring in Attention Seeking
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| Am I cool or uncool? |
| You are Cool! |
| You're pretty cool! People look at you and think.. 'wow.. that person is cool!' Congratulations. Use your position wisely and teach the dorks below you a thing or two. There's nothing like recruiting a cool person. | |
| C |
Clever |
| A |
Arty |
| T |
Trustworthy |
| E |
Elitist |
| A |
Ambitious |
| T |
Tempting |
| F |
Fuzzy |
| A |
Awesome |
| T |
Timeless |
| D |
Distinguished |
| O |
Outrageous |
| G |
Glorious |
| How to make a cateatfatdog |
Ingredients: 3 parts mercy 3 parts silliness 5 parts energy |
Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
| How to make a Bill |
Ingredients: 5 parts anger 5 parts ambition 1 part empathy |
Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
| How to make a Billy |
Ingredients: 5 parts mercy 3 parts brilliance 3 parts leadership |
Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy! |
| How to make a Bill Wong |
Ingredients: 5 parts success 1 part ambition 1 part energy |
Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little caring if desired! |
| How to make a Billy Wong |
Ingredients: 1 part friendliness 3 parts brilliance 5 parts empathy |
Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy! |
| Which internet subculture do I belong to? |
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You are a Goth! |
| Oh Woe is you! Your LJ is full of angsty poetry and every breath is PAINFUL for you. Remember, when you are playing with razor blades, it's down, not across! Make it count! (kidding!) |
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| man im smiling in that pick that sucks ass
my bangs r to short gonna make it longer to the chicks
i might dye my hair white just to stand out from all the other asains that dye it gold
my teacher picking on me T_T
n everyone thinks im a gangester or a gangester want na be which im not lol
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| shit anyone got a camra for computer so i can take my pic and put it on xanga
and wtf i b gone 4 so long and i only get to gay ass comments thats fucked up 
anyways does my front part of my hair look better up or down i put it down now at school
shit gotta exercise more ran a mile in 6 mins n 58 secs last time last tuesday i ran a mile in 7 mins n 14 secs so shit
anyone got any new Jay Chou music ?
shit both my computers busted shit i mean i understand y my window 98 broke b/c it has internet but how the fuck did my window 2000 break it doesnt even have internet n yet it has the same problem as my windows 98 i bet my bro did something to it so he can use the internet all by himself i mean hes a super geek man 20 something years old and still play games i dont even play games i just go online to talk to ppl 
dang i got hella good grades right now but shit the finals may mess up my 3rd period bio 5th period health ed and 6th period math
so far i got A C B B C A | | |
| at pe today 3 classes came to do stuff together then the last thing the teacher was picking ppl to run but it was messed up the 1st person runs 1/4 of the track then it does it to the 5th person then the 6th person runs half the track then gives it to the 7th person then the 7th person runs the hole thing well guess which one i was i was the 7th person so i had to run the hole thing but i was the fastest one out of them hehehe my class was in the lead but then when that girl was running the half thing evryone cought up so then i was running with some person n a track perrson n then track person ran hella fast i was running a little slower than him but then he went like pretty far ahead so i got 2nd place lucky basters had a track person anyways before that one of the teachers said to me dont worrie my class is gonna smoke u hahahaha i smoked his student n his class got last place hehehehe n when i finished that guy was pretty far away
I MET UP WITH KAREN AT WEST PORTAL N THEN WE WENT TO MY HOUSE TO PUT ON SOME GEL LOL THEN WE WENT TO R ELEMENTRY SCHOOL N THE ONLY TEACHER WE FOUND WAS MRS.WONG R KINDERGARDEN TEACHER N SHE RECONIZED KAREN THEN KAREN SAID THATS MY BROTHER THEN SHE SAID THATS UR BROTHER THEN SHE SAID YAH THEN SHE ASKED FOR MY NAME N THEN I SAID BILL THEN SHE SAID BILL WONG N THEN SHE REMEMBERED ME LOL HEHEHE WE SAW R 1ST GRADE TEACHER TOO BUT SHE WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE N WE WERE WAITING FOR HER TO STOP BUT WE WAITED FOR LIKE 7 MINS SO WE LEFT N THEN I LET KAREN LISTEN TOO MY j-CHOU MUSIC N KAREN COULDNT DO A PULL UP SO I SHOWED HER N THEN I DID SOME PULL UPS LOL THEN WE WENT TO APTOS N TALKED TOO R TEACHERS THEN ONE OF THE TEACHERS SAID BUY KEN N I SAID IM NOT KEN IM BILL IM HIS LITTLE BROTHER T_T I WAS IN HER CLASS IN 7TH GRADE N SHE COULDNT RECONIZE ME T_T ANYWAYS AFTER THAT WE WENT TO THIS CHRUCH N THEN KAREN TOLD ME U NEEED A TICKET TO GET IN SO I ASKED DO U HAVE A TICKET THEN SHE SAID NO THEN SHE TALKED TO THIS BLACK ADULT N THEN SHE GOT IN N SAID THATS MY BODY GRAUD SO THATS HOW I GOT IN N THEN KAREN SAID THESE R FREE LOADERS LOL ANYWAYS KAREN FRIEND TOLD HER TO MOVE BOXS N HELP OLD PPL SO KAREN THOUGHT I WAS BORAD SO SHE SAID THAT IF I WANTED TO LEAVE THEN I COULD SO THEN I TOKE OUT MY CELL THEN I CALLED KAREN THEN SHE SAID HELLO THEN I SAID IGHT IM OUTTA HERE LOL THEN I LEFT THEN AFTER THAT MY NEW FRIEND JENNIFER CALLED ME SO I WASnt TO BORAD N I WAS LISTENING TO MY MUSIC SO YAH WELL THATS MY CRAPPY DAY FOR AFTER SCHOOL I DONT NO Y I TYPED THIS SHIT UP TODAY I JUST FELT BORAD N HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO KEEP ME FROM BE BORAD | | |
| Hmm...some friends u r u all suck but Karen shes the only one that leaves a comment now a days i use to have 6 coments from 6 different ppl now i get it from karen only same on u all im not naming names but im talking about u G iv known u long time as karen to so show some aprecation | | |
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